How it all started...

Why am i in this closet? I would like to say that I'm thinking. I can see someone coming towards it. I have my hand on the silk Steve Madden shoe. I smile as it takes me back to the happy place where we first met. I recognize the voice as those HATERS then I spot the PROMISE boot I purchased. Their voices get closer my Biretta comes out the holster..I'm not going back you understand. I MUST ALWAYS HAVE FABULOUS SHOES DAMMITT....